Jim came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Ted, noticed and asked Jim what happened. Jim replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while."

Ted said, "Gee, I never knew you played hockey."

Jim responded, "No I don't. I hurt it last year when I lost $100 on the Stanley Cup play-offs. I put my foot through the television.

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