Teams were playing a match in a very competitive volleyball tournament one afternoon. Suddenly, Satan appeared in front of them right at the net. The players and fans started screaming and running for the gym exits, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the gym except for one confident looking guy named Keith who sat calmly on the gym floor without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to Keith and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

Keith replied, "Yep, I sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, not at all." said Keith.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned Keith, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said Keith again.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

Keith looked Satan directly in the eye and calmly replied, "Because your bride has been playing power on my coed volleyball team all season and I feel like I've already been through H--l."

A Woman was warming up for her Gold Medal beach doubles volleyball match one afternoon when her spiked ball rolled into some bushes.

She went into the bushes to look for it and found a frog stuck in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog and then the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your opponents in this Championship Match will get ten times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the hardest spiker on the Volleyball Tour.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your 2 female opponents in this match the hardest spikers in the world, their hits will come at you with amazing speed."

The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will still be a strong hitter in my own right."

So, KAZAM-she's the most powerful spiker on the Volleyball Tour.

For her second wish, she wanted to have the highest vertical jump on the volleyball tour. The frog said, "That will make your opponents impossible to beat as they will now be able to jump high and hit hard, much more than your abilities. You will lose your match for sure."

"The woman said, "That will be okay because I will still be an amazing player."

So, KAZAM-she has the highest vertical jump of any women on the Volleyball Tour!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack."

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