You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman start your engines!"....

You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary....

You've ever written Richard Petty's name on a presidential ballot....

You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida....

You have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows....

You go to a stock car race and don't need a program....

You know who is actually leading the Cup series....

Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn three....

You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights....

You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are....

You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car going 200 mph.....round and round and round....

You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure do like to look at the pictures....

Your wife's nickname is "Lugnut"

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