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Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts
08/23/07
The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.
The referee will always be looking the other way when you score.
The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick. < -
Obituary
08/16/07
Doreen's husband Matt died suddenly one day. Doreen was taking care of the funeral arrangements with the undertaker when she was asked how she wanted Matt's obituary to read.
Doreen asked the undertaker, "How much does an obituary cost?"
The undertaker repli -
Avid Hunter
08/08/07
A hunter was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beau -
Humorous Baseball Anecdotes
08/02/07
1. An interviewer started to ask Yogi Berra about his two hits from the previous night when Berra corrected him and said he had three hits.
The interviewer apologized. "I checked the paper and the boxscore said you had two hits. The third must have been a typographical error."
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