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      • Tennis One Liners
        07/26/07
        To err is human. To put the blame on someone else is doubles.

        Q. What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball? A. See you round

        A tennis player went to the doctor because he heard music whenever he played. The physician cured him by removing his head band.

      • Bad Day At The Course
        07/19/07
        Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.

        "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee."

        "Oh, that's awful!&qu

      • Throw Them At Me.
        07/13/07
        Bud had a very bad day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single fish. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"

        "Wh

      • Baseball Quickies.
        07/07/07
        A conceited new rookie was pitching his first game. He walked the first five men he faced and the manager took him out of the game. The rookie slammed his glove on the ground as he yelled, "Darn it, the jerk took me out when I had a no-hitter going."

        A couple of Yogi Berra'

      • Golf Course Or?
        07/02/07
        Four married guys go golfing.While playing the 4th hole, the following conversation took place:

        1st Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

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