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      • Too Much Wrestling
        06/27/07
        You watch way too much wrestling when;

        On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".

        You call a beer by your name.

        Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs & mandible claws.
      • Mike Tyson One Liners.
        06/22/07
        Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
        A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

        Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!

        Tyson's favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc

      • Digger Phelps Quotes.
        06/15/07
        Digger Phelps' Words of Wisdom

        From the NCAA Tournament:

        "Basketball is a game of two halves."

        "We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins."

        "You're either a good team or a bad team, and they

      • Jogging One Liners.
        06/10/07
        1. For every mile you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at the age of 85, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5,000/month.

        2. The only reason I took up jogging was to hear heavy breathing again.

        3. I joined a health club last year, spe

      • Hit Man.
        06/04/07
        There are these friends who play golf together every Saturday. Well, one Saturday they were getting ready to tee off when a guy, by himself, asked them if he could join them. The friends looked at each other and then looked at the man and said it was OK. So they teed off. About two holes into the ga

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