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      • Yankees Fan.
        05/31/07
        A Mets fan, a Braves fan, a Yankees fan, and a Red Sox fan are climbing a mountian. On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for that team.

        Upon reaching the top, the Mets fan shouts, "This is for the Mets!!!" and throw

      • Three Wishes.
        05/29/07
        A Woman was warming up for her Gold Medal beach doubles volleyball match one afternoon when her spiked ball rolled into some bushes.

        She went into the bushes to look for it and found a frog stuck in a trap.

        The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will gr

      • Manic Depression.
        05/27/07
        The psychology teacher had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the students. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the teacher asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, t

      • Team Names.
        05/25/07
        A man walks into a bar where the patrons are laughing together.

        "What's so funny?" he asks.

        The bartender answers, "Oh, we're just taking the names of our hometown baseball teams and tweaking them so they come out badly."

        "Here&#

      • Caddy Responses.
        05/22/07
        Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
        Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

        Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
        Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the

      • You Might Be A Redneck If - From Jeff Foxworthy
        05/20/07
        You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman start your engines!"....

        You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary....

        You've ever written Richard Petty's

      • Strike Zone.
        05/18/07
        I'm an umpire. One day a coach was really giving it to me about my strike zone. About the third inning I went into the dugout to get a drink of water. I sat next to the coach as his team warmed up. When the first batter stepped into the box I stayed by his side. When he looked at me and asked i

      • Holy Water.
        05/16/07
        Did you hear about the guy who went to the races and while there he observed a Roman Catholic priest who went over to a horse and sprinkled it with holy water. The horse went on to win the race, streaking ahead of the opposition. Before the next race he saw the priest go over to another horse and sp

      • Speed.
        05/12/07
        The trainer was giving last minute instructions to the jockey and appeared to slip something into the horse's mouth just as a steward walked by. "What was that?" inquired the steward. "Oh nothing" said the trainer, "just a polo". He offered one to the steward and h

      • Bad One Line Bowling Jokes.
        05/08/07
        Bowling is a sport that should be right down your alley.

        If you can't hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling.

        Our small town used to have a bowling alley, but somebody stole the pin.

        "Something is wrong with my bowling deli

      • Catch The Baby.
        05/02/07
        A soccer goalkeeper was walking along the street one day when he heard screams from a nearby building. He looked up to see smoke billowing from a fourth-floor window and a woman leaning out holding a baby.
        "Help ! Help!" screamed the woman, "I need someone to catch my baby!"

      • Baseball and Football from George Carlin
        05/01/07
        Baseball is different from any other sport, very different. For instance, in most sports you score points or goals; in baseball you score runs. In most sports the ball, or object, is put in play by the offensive team; in baseball the defensive team puts the ball in play, and only the defense is allo

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