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      • Skiers vs Snowboarders
        02/28/08
        Skiers hate snowboarders. It's a generational thing. Skiers are (and here I am generalizing) middle-aged people wearing designer space suits; snowboarders are defiant young rebels wearing deliberately drab clothing that is baggy enough to cover the snowboarder plus a major appliance.

      • Tee Shot
        02/22/08
        A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts.

        Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the heck is taking so long? Hit the darn ball!"

      • Real Fun
        02/17/08
        A man is stranded on a deserted island, all alone for ten years. One day a gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba suit arrives at the island. She comes up to the chap and she says, "How long has it been since you had a cigarette?"

        "Ten years!" he answers. S

      • Missed
        02/14/08
        A builder and a priest are out for a game of golf one afternooon. Unfortunately the builder wasn't very good at the game and every time he missed a shot would shout 'S__t, missed'.

        The game went on and after several outbursts from the builder, the priest could hold his tong

      • Questions
        02/09/08
        A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, "How does this boat float?

        The father replied, "Don't rightly know son." A little later, the boy looked at his fathe

      • Dysfunctional Bears
        02/01/08
        Mama and Papa Bear are accused of child abuse. Baby Bear is put on the stand to testify and is asked by the judge, "Do you want to live with Papa Bear?"

        "No," Baby Bear replies, "he beats me."

        Then the judge asks, "Do you want to live with M

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