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      • More Too Much Tennis
        01/29/08
        You know you watch too much tennis when you think about what every sport would be like with a racquet.


        You know you watch too much tennis when you can impersonate every player.

        You know you watch too much tennis when you can name top 100 players but can't remember yo

      • Too Much Tennis
        01/29/08
        You know you watch too much tennis when you break up with your girlfriend before every Grand Slam.

        You know you watch too much tennis when you walk in late to class, and you ask the teacher to check shot spot to see if your foot was in the classroom when the bell rang.

        You know

      • How Bad Do You Want To Play
        01/27/08
        Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued:

        First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
      • Doctor's Orders
        01/18/08
        An executive was ordered to take up a sport, by his doctor, so he decided to play tennis.

        After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing.

        "It's going fine," the executive says. "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towar

      • Sumo wrestler
        01/13/08
        Three men, an American, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.

        The American jumped off and shouted ''God save America !''

        The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save The Queen!

      • Old Man and The Beaver
        01/03/08
        A 110-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks
        him how he's feeling.

        I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

        The doctor thinks fo

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